Rugby 2004

Here in North America, it doesn't matter how popular a given sporting pastime is across the rest of the globe. If we didn't originate it or refine it, we generally don't care about it or even recognize it. On a professional level, sports such as soccer, cricket, and rugby enjoy massive worldwide appeal but barely register here on our sheltered shores. And that may be just the reason EA Sports' latest athletically oriented game, Rugby 2004, seems so subpar--it just isn't important on EA's home turf. Graphically dated, poorly presented, and too darned tedious and repetitive in single-player mode, Rugby 2004 may gain some favor because of its uniqueness and perfectly timed release (coinciding with the real-life Rugby World Cup), but it is by no means authoritative, and it certainly won't convince newbies that the sport makes a worthy computer game.

Rugby 2004's scrums will be ponderous and perplexing events for those unfamiliar with the game.

Out of the chute, Rugby 2004 looks both bad and rushed. First-timers may want to sit through the lackluster opening--a banquet of none-too-stimulating animated video snippets culled from the minds of Canadian developer HB Studios--but they will undoubtedly opt out the next time. When you first arrive at the menu interfaces, you'll quickly realize this is not a distinct PC build. It's console all the way, from the roughly rendered background graphics to the blocky, ultralow resolution text and horrid control. You can't type your name in--you must instead select letters with your mouse. And you can't use the keyboard to navigate. Indeed, this inconvenient control setup continues even during a contest, where you're never really sure which device you should use to scroll the menus or make selections. Sometimes your mouse will do the trick, sometimes the keyboard, and sometimes your gamepad.

And then there are the options--or rather, the curious positioning of them. If you want to adjust the graphics, for instance, you'll do so even before you begin the game, from a separate launch-configuration utility. That's right, you must decide in advance such matters as resolution, shadowing, detail, weather (on/off), and antialiasing. To modify the audio settings, you must actually enter a contest and select from the in-game menu. Thankfully, you can decrease or switch off both the crowd volume and commentary volume. This is important, as the crowd tends to drone on and on, and the commentary is pitifully weak. In fact, the game's programming and trigger points virtually destroy any value real-world broadcasters John Inverdale and Gordon Bray may have otherwise brought. Sounding energized when there is no excitement, jumbled when the action heats up, and flat-out wrong or noticeably behind the play much of the time, Inverdale and Bray are most enjoyable when silenced.

Before you get under way, you'll want to decide on the structure of your gameplay. Rugby 2004 offers several alternatives, including a training pitch. Here, you'll practice several of the sport's finer points without the pressure of winning and losing. Sadly, the training pitch isn't nearly as informative or instructional as it could and should be. In fact, there is no instruction at all. Instead, you merely decide which part of the game you need to improve, then attempt to master your controller and run your plays against the artificially intelligent adversaries. You'd think that in the absence of any real tutoring, EA could have at least supplied an option whereby you could work on your game without any opposing players on the pitch. This would have been a great boon to newcomers, who would be able to get a better grasp on the basic elements. Alas, such an option is not available.

Once you're marginally familiar with the controls, you can select from two game types: a quickie one-off exhibition contest or a substantially more involving real-life tournament. In each, you'll choose your difficulty preferences--easy, normal, hard--and the half length. In tournament mode, you can also choose arcade or simulation play and a random or 2003 schedule. The Master League also allows you to trade players and customize and manage your team, though you can't build your own tournament from scratch with teams of your own choosing.